I read all the advice about safety in the galley, fire blankets, fire extinguisher, gas alarms fitted, fiddles on the stove to stop pots and pans going airbourne etc: But for me it's got to include reading specs..
I was digging around under the settee berth where the canned food is stowed and found, Ah! Ha! Spaghetti in tomato sauce. Squinted at the label..best before August 2009. Oh! well, it's not too far out of date so into the saucepan it went.
Clearing away afterwards I picked up the can to ditch it in the gash bag, this time wearing my reading specs and saw on the label...best before August 2007

Don't know how it escaped in the locker, must have got wedged at the back and rolled out just in time for tea.. I'm still here though so no ill effects...
